Verizon FIOS Tease

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It’s amazing how difficult it is to get Verizon FIOS installed. As you may recall from my first attempt at getting FIOS, it was a less then stellar experience. I was finally able to get a rep on the phone the following week. We talking through various options and pricing and right when I thought things were headed towards an install date, he politely informs me that he can’t sell me the “Freedom Package”. Rather, he is only able to sell the TV, Internet, and Phone services as seperate items at a higher total cost.

Now here’s the best part. He doesn’t bother to tell me how I can get the Freedom Package. The irony of this Freedom package is not escaping me at this point. Instead, he just pauses as though I am supposed to direct the conversation somewhere else. Naturally, I pause thinking that he’s looking something up on the computer to see why on earth he can’t sell me what I want to buy. After several moments of silence, I finally say “how can I get the FIOS Freedom thingy?” He then tells me that I would have to call my local Verizon office. I didn’t wait for him to pause this time and directly asked him if he had the number for the “local Verizon office”. He did and gave it to me.

At this point it’s about 7pm or so. I call the local office and, as I somewhat expected, they are only open from 8-5, M-F. I call them the next morning from work and after about 10 minutes on hold, a very kind gentleman answers and seems more than happy to help me get the FIOS Freedom package.

I am no fool (at least I don’t think I am). I’ve done my homework on the Internet and know that there are many reports of Verizon not having any HD DVR STBs (set top boxes) in stock. He confirmed that they were out of stock, buy he was happy to offer me a standard definition STB for free for 4 months while I waited. I politely informed him that I was not interested in that offer even remotely. He insisted that it was my best option and I told him to forget the whole thing and I might call back some day when they were actually capable of selling me what I wanted.

He back-tracked and said that the HD DVRs should be available the first week of March. After some deliberation, we agreed to set an install date of Saturday, March 15th… plenty of time after the FIOS HD DVRs were supposed to be in stock. He also agreed to call me the Tuesday before and verify that everything was on track.

The whole process took about an hour, mostly time spent waiting for him to type something into his TRS-80 terminal or consult the yellow pages for which department he can call to verify some thing or another. Despite the overly long conversation, he was very nice.

Needless to say, he never called. I called Verizon on Thursday and the agent said that everything was fine and that I should be all set for Saturday. I asked about the HD DVR stock and she said that they were not in stock. I asked her to go ahead and cancel my order. She offered me the same crappy standard definition box as the other guy. I told her that I wasn’t interested and she finally said, well I do see a small stock available. She does a bunch of typing and says things like “looks like I might be able to pull some strings for you” and “the system is letting me do it, so there must be some available in your area”.

We chat some more which mostly consisted of me asking her to double and triple check that the install time was actually happening and that a HD DVR would be coming on install day. To make it clear, I told her that I would tell the installer to go away if he didn’t come with it. She said everything was looking great.

Saturday came and went and no one showed up of course. No call, no nothing. Yay. I call the Verizon repair line a couple hours after the scheduled window and the rep said that there is something wrong with the order. What the heck went wrong with my order since Thursday? She has no idea and said that she has to open a ticket with another department. That department will then call me back. When? She doesn’t know.

I get a voice mail on Monday from a fellow telling me that Verizon can only switch phone service with Comcast during business hours, so I need to schedule a new install time during the week. I call the number he gave me and spoke with another rep and schedule a new install date. I was hoping for something fairly immediate, but to make matters worse, they never even bothered to place the 5-day advance notice to Comcast to authorize the transfer. Sigh.

My install date is now scheduled for Monday the 24th.

Mood: Nervous about having my ingrown nail prodded by the doctor this morning.
Listening to: John Williams (the classical guitarist, not the film composer)
Watching: American Gangster (was pretty decent)
Reading: Snowcrash

Verizon FIOS Customer Service

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I’m interested in FIOS. How could I not be? 15MBps up and down is insanely attractive. I jumped onto the FIOS website and tried to find the number to call an agent as I had several questions about Internet, Phone, and TV service through Verizon. I couldn’t find the number, so I took the “chat with a live person” option and what fun I had!

We are routing you to a chat representative. Thank you for contacting Verizon FiOS. Your average wait time is 2 seconds.

You are now chatting with ‘Jacob’
you: how can I contact verizon to order FIOS?
Jacob: Hello. Thank you for visiting our chat service. How can I help you experience the cutting-edge technology of FiOS?

you: how can I contact verizon to order FIOS?
Jacob: Have you checked the availability for Verizon FiOS Services at your number/location?

you: yes
Jacob: Could you tell me which plans and prices are showing as available to you after
you check the availability?

you: there’s a giant verizon fios box in my front yard… pretty sure I can get it. :)
you: It showed Internet and TV
you: I am interested in Internet, TV, and possibly voice
Jacob: Are you looking for Internet and TV and phone service?

you: as I just said. :)
you: is there a phone number I can call to order?
Jacob: Than I would suggest you to go with our bundle service.
Jacob: Would you like to go with our bundle service?

you: maybe. depends on price, number of HD channels, DVR costs, etc.
Jacob: “Good place to start would be the link I am providing you.”

you: is there a phone number I can call to order?
Jacob: Please click here.
Jacob: I can help you with only online.

you: I can’t call someone?
Jacob: Please proceed with the link and let me know if you have any questions.

you: It is frustrating to have my question repeatedly ignored. :|
you: is there a phone number I can call?
Jacob: Let me send you a link to check the number of your local verizon office.

you: really? there’s no sales line?
Jacob: Please click here to get local verizon office number.
Jacob: I can help you with only online order service.

you: are you saying that there isn’t a number I can call or that you are refusing to give it to me?
you: Ordering over chat would be painfully slow - as this conversation has already been revealed to be.
you: Oh thank God - I found the number 1-888-GET-FIOS
you: you could have told me that bro. :)
Jacob: Is there anything else I can help you with?

you: shoot - it looks like the phone number is only available until 9pm.
you: I’d love to get some help - but this process is so slow.
you: I ask a question, then wait 30-60 seconds for you to reply
Jacob: I understand your concern.
Jacob: However I can help you with only online order service.

you: what does that mean? That I can order through this chat window - or that I need to actually order through the web site and you’re here just to answer questions about the web site?
Jacob: Yes, you can order online.

you: wow - this conversation is actually devolved into pure comedy
you: ok -what can you tell me about the HD DVR?
Jacob: Let me provide some information on that.
you: also - I used the link you gave me, filled in my address and it took me to a screen to “check the services you are interested in.”

you: so I checked phone, FIOS Internet, and FIOS TV.
you: then I click “continue” and it does nothing
Jacob: I understand your concern. At this time since the HD set top box is unavailable, I can offer you a Sd set top box along with a 4 month credit for this device.
Jacob: Also, Verizon will contact you immediately after the HD equipment is back in stock, and we will arrange to deliver the equipment to your home free of charge.
Jacob: You just need to select your service.

you: wait a minute - you want me to sign up for FIOS, the latest in digital television and you don’t have anything but a standard definition box?
Jacob: At this time since the HD set top box is unavailable, I can offer you a Sd set top box along with a 4 month credit for this device

you: as I said, I selected the three services I was interested in and clicked on continue. It did nothing.
you: Hal? Is that you?
you: does that mean that I can’t watch HD with FIOS?
Jacob: Verizon will contact you immediately after the HD equipment is back in stock, and we will arrange to deliver the equipment to your home free of charge.

you: and in the mean time, I’ll be paying for HD service?
Jacob: No, now you will pay for SD set top box.

you: what about the SERVICE
you: I assume there is a fee for HD service?
you: and how long before the HD boxes are available. It seems pretty silly to have digital TV without HD.
Jacob: Right now I have no information about the exact date.

you: what about the HD monthly service charges?
you: do I pay for those in the mean time?
you: Is there a separate fee for HD service or is it all inclusive with SD?
Jacob: You wilkl need Hd set top box for HD service, which will cost you $ 9.99 per month

you: so the $9.99 for the set top box includes the HD channels? There’s not a separate service fee for the channels themselves?
Jacob: Yes that is correct.

you: thanks for the direct answer.
Jacob: Is there anything else I can help you with?

you: Well, the website still isn’t working for me. I click on continue and it just doesn’t do anything.
Jacob: Ok. Let me send you a fresh link for that.

you: I wasn’t aware that links had degrees of freshness.
you: thanks for your help. I’m calling it a night.
Jacob: Please click here.

you: I’ll call in the morning
Jacob: Please proceed with the link .

you: no thanks. I’m done fighting with it. I’ll just call a sales rep in the morning so I can ask questions and get quick answers.
you: but if you’re really out of HD set top boxes, I’m not interested at all.
Jacob: Alright ,Is there anything else I can help you with?

you: nope.
you: thanks for your help. goodnight
Jacob: Good night.

Mood: Perplexed at Verizon.
Listening to: Nothing although I’m about to find something to calm my nerves.
Watching: Arrested Development
Reading: My Own Kind of Freedom by Steven Brust, a FireFly fan fiction.

Hacked iPhone

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Friend at work has a hacked iPhone. Sweet.

Robocopy GUI

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Holy guacamole, some genius made a GUI for Robocopy. Robocopy is just about the coolest darn file copy utility I can think of and now the complicated features just got a whole lot easier to use thanks to the new GUI. You can download the GUI here.

Rhapsody… almost awesome.

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Chibby has told me a few times about how great Rhapsody is so I signed up tonight. For $12.99 per month you get streaming access to a veritable limitless selection of music. However, as a mac user, I can’t download the songs so I have to stream them. Not a big deal since I’m rarely without Internet.

However, in my two hours or so of goofing with it off and on, I have found several major mistakes in their database. For example, Scala, a European girls choir is listed under techno with a bio that clearly belongs to a different group. A search for “disney” takes me to Christian praise and worship songs. I found countless other small issues that really take the glean off of an otherwise terrific idea. There were also a lot of web site bugs (links that don’t work, things that should be links that aren’t, etc). Overall, I give it a 8/10.

Mood: Tired, but thoughts of work are keeping me up.
Listening to: Misc stuff on Rhapsody
Watching: Just finished Long Way Down
Reading: Fabric of the Cosmos by Brian Greene
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