Dec 18
I received this email “newsletter” from one of my company’s vendors. This is just about the worst marketing effort I’ve seen from a legit company. The sheer concept of shooting people is tasteless marketing to begin with, but the gun, blood spray, and Merry Christmas message just make this a complete an utter epic fail. Fire that marketing team.
December 18th, 2009 at 9:07
Wow. This is a holiday card?
Happy holidays…be sure to smile while i gut you and throw the entrails all over the floor.
Brutal. Fail is right.
December 18th, 2009 at 9:22
Wow. Epic marketing fail. Nothing says season’s greetings like a bullet to the brain pan.
December 18th, 2009 at 9:32
Asset Management looks like he is on the phone. “Hold on… I got a bullet about to hit me in the face, I will call you back.”
December 18th, 2009 at 9:35
wow, just.. wow. That’s awful.
December 18th, 2009 at 9:36
Facilities won’t be a problem once you go postal and murder your co-workers!
December 18th, 2009 at 10:26
“My boss just looks at me.
Let me help you, I say.
I say, the fourth rule of fight flub is one fight at a time.
My boss looks at the rules and then looks at me.
The fifth rule is no shoes, no shirts in the fight.
My boss looks at the rules and looks at me.
Maybe, I say, this totally diseased f*ck would use an Eagle Apache carbine because an Apache takes a thirty shot mag and only weighs nine pounds. The Armalite only takes a five round magazine. With thirty shots our hero could go the length of mahogany row and take out every vice-president with a cartridge left over for each director.
Tyler’s words coming out of my mouth. I used to be such a nice person.”
Maybe they were trying to say “we wish you a Fight Club Christmas”?